Holiday Christmas Joke For the Serious Article Marketer
Santa Claus Corporation in order to cut costs has been taking orders online, rather than spending the extra money for stamps.
This has increased its efficiency and allowed them to take orders all the way up until December 23 each year from the billions of kids who want toys for Christmas.
To drive targeted traffic to their website to increase efficiency, Mrs.
Claus has been writing online articles and posting them at the top online article submission websites.
Unfortunately, many other would-be entrepreneurs selling their trinkets online have resorted to using derivative software article "spinning" programs.
Whereas, Mrs.
Claus was producing quality articles, and a very decent quantity, often staying up all night to do it, she just couldn't compete with the tens of thousands of articles being produced by computer software.
Santa refused to use this software or buy PLR articles because they wouldn't be authentic.
So, Mrs.
Claus has been writing her heart out trying to compete, as these derivative software users take her main key-words, out ranking her in the search engines.
Mr.
Claus uses the Google Analytics tools, and does research on SEO marketing "key-word" due to his premium service at one of the top online article submission sites.
Still, he knows his wife cannot seem to compete for the key words that she needs to get these articles in front of the kids that want toys.
Instead, the children are finding websites that sell toys, many of them with lead based paint.
The PLR people are also diverting traffic from the Santa Claus Corporation's online e-commerce website, so the company cannot meet its goals to serve the children.
Mr.
Claus stated; "It's unfortunate that we have to file bankruptcy, and let those who use derivative articles spinning software win this battle, but we have no choice because we are real, and we want our articles to be written by a real person.
We cannot allow our integrity to lapse, and produce bogus content, which is basically nonsense for the children we so love and respect.
Therefore, we have filed bankruptcy and there will be no Christmas.
"
This has increased its efficiency and allowed them to take orders all the way up until December 23 each year from the billions of kids who want toys for Christmas.
To drive targeted traffic to their website to increase efficiency, Mrs.
Claus has been writing online articles and posting them at the top online article submission websites.
Unfortunately, many other would-be entrepreneurs selling their trinkets online have resorted to using derivative software article "spinning" programs.
Whereas, Mrs.
Claus was producing quality articles, and a very decent quantity, often staying up all night to do it, she just couldn't compete with the tens of thousands of articles being produced by computer software.
Santa refused to use this software or buy PLR articles because they wouldn't be authentic.
So, Mrs.
Claus has been writing her heart out trying to compete, as these derivative software users take her main key-words, out ranking her in the search engines.
Mr.
Claus uses the Google Analytics tools, and does research on SEO marketing "key-word" due to his premium service at one of the top online article submission sites.
Still, he knows his wife cannot seem to compete for the key words that she needs to get these articles in front of the kids that want toys.
Instead, the children are finding websites that sell toys, many of them with lead based paint.
The PLR people are also diverting traffic from the Santa Claus Corporation's online e-commerce website, so the company cannot meet its goals to serve the children.
Mr.
Claus stated; "It's unfortunate that we have to file bankruptcy, and let those who use derivative articles spinning software win this battle, but we have no choice because we are real, and we want our articles to be written by a real person.
We cannot allow our integrity to lapse, and produce bogus content, which is basically nonsense for the children we so love and respect.
Therefore, we have filed bankruptcy and there will be no Christmas.
"