I decided that Jay Leno needs all the help he can get so I wrote up a few jokes from the news.
The first jokes in this Joke for Jay Leno Series are Police Jokes.
TASER Joke TASER®, the stun gun people, sponsored research at the Cleveland Clinic.
Pigs were better able to resist a stun gun attack if they were first injected with COCAINE.
Here's a warning to crooks: In case the police subdue you with a stun gun, shoot up before you go to work! END Capital Police Joke Police cordoned off the Rayburn Office Building when someone confused the sounds of a worker pounding on an elevator with GUNSHOTS.
After checking the location of Dick Cheney, the Capital Police reopened the office building.
END Holiday Inn Joke Two men robbed a Pennsylvania Holiday Inn.
One held the gun and the other left his checkbook behind on the hotel's reception desk, his name and address on each CHECK! END Orlando Police Captain A former Orlando police captain is held captive in the Democratic Republic of Congo.
He is accused of planning a coup.
The former captain said he was not planning a coup but was scouting for interesting people to possibly become Disney World® TOUR GUIDES.
END Judge Says Child Sex Offender too Short to Put in Jail A Nebraska Judge let a convicted sex offender off the hook because he is only 5-ft 1-inch tall and, according to the judge, too short to serve time in jail.
He wasn't "TOO SHORT" to molest a 13-year-old girl! A message to you short sex offenders: MOVE to Nebraska.
END Cocoa Florida Police Arrest 10-year-old Boy In Cocoa, Florida, a 10-year-old boy rammed a police cruiser after driving a Ram truck on a dare.
The police gave him a ticket for driving without the CUB SCOUT "DRIVING AWARD.
" END copyright©2006 John T.
Jones, Ph.
D.