Did you ever hear the story about a bank robber in some small town who was so dumb, that when he asked the teller for the money, she said, "Oh, if you want to rob the bank, you have to fill out this form.
I'm afraid it's bank policy, Sir"? The teller then handed the guy an application for some sort of banking service, and it had a space for name, address, phone, date of birth, et cetera.
The idiot bank robber took the pen and filled out all of his pertinent information, gave the form to the teller, she thanked him, put a few hundred dollars of singles and quarters in his bag, and off he went.
Shortly after that, the police were able to go to his home and arrest him! Well, just as the teller told the robber that he had to fill out the form, it is completely understandable that if a senior citizen lady was being robbed by a thug who wanted to take her purse or get into her car, the lady could say something like, "Pardon me, Sir, but IF you are going to rob me, I first need to put on my lipstick.
" Then the lady can pull out her lipstick pepper spray, and spray the creep right in the face.
Even if this scenario never has the opportunity to play out, it is a funny thought, but what is not funny is that little muggings and purse snatchings happen all of the time, and no woman between 18 and 108 should be without a pepper spray of some sort.
For those who would like the convenience, they make these small pepper sprays that look just like a woman's lipstick.
The lipstick pepper spray can fit comfortably in the pocket or purse, and it is ready if it is ever needed.
We live in a world where anything can happen at any time, and why not be prepared, just in case? So, perhaps the time has come, to buy some pepper sprays for you and your family members.
Even these smaller lipstick sized pepper sprays can pack a wallop, as they usually have a stream of about six feet and contain a half dozen one second bursts.
Plus, the modern day formula of pepper spray will cause burning eyes, coughing, choking, nausea, and confusion for at least twenty minutes, but no long term damage or harm.
Young people and old alike, all need to protect themselves these days, it is just the way things are.
So, consider some pepper sprays for those that you care about, including yourself!
I'm afraid it's bank policy, Sir"? The teller then handed the guy an application for some sort of banking service, and it had a space for name, address, phone, date of birth, et cetera.
The idiot bank robber took the pen and filled out all of his pertinent information, gave the form to the teller, she thanked him, put a few hundred dollars of singles and quarters in his bag, and off he went.
Shortly after that, the police were able to go to his home and arrest him! Well, just as the teller told the robber that he had to fill out the form, it is completely understandable that if a senior citizen lady was being robbed by a thug who wanted to take her purse or get into her car, the lady could say something like, "Pardon me, Sir, but IF you are going to rob me, I first need to put on my lipstick.
" Then the lady can pull out her lipstick pepper spray, and spray the creep right in the face.
Even if this scenario never has the opportunity to play out, it is a funny thought, but what is not funny is that little muggings and purse snatchings happen all of the time, and no woman between 18 and 108 should be without a pepper spray of some sort.
For those who would like the convenience, they make these small pepper sprays that look just like a woman's lipstick.
The lipstick pepper spray can fit comfortably in the pocket or purse, and it is ready if it is ever needed.
We live in a world where anything can happen at any time, and why not be prepared, just in case? So, perhaps the time has come, to buy some pepper sprays for you and your family members.
Even these smaller lipstick sized pepper sprays can pack a wallop, as they usually have a stream of about six feet and contain a half dozen one second bursts.
Plus, the modern day formula of pepper spray will cause burning eyes, coughing, choking, nausea, and confusion for at least twenty minutes, but no long term damage or harm.
Young people and old alike, all need to protect themselves these days, it is just the way things are.
So, consider some pepper sprays for those that you care about, including yourself!