Let the manager be a notorious sot, a woman with many husbands, a tyrant who loves to smoke cigars, drink and gamble, because to break with tradition is the only sure way to get it right For many years men have done what they wanted, but the world is in a shambles, with wars, political corruption and many local slaves, it is time to put a big finger in the dyke, to begin to smell the roses, darn our socks and begin to mend our ways because you know that the world is not a piece of cake, lord god you know that this is true, but let us allow some progress to be made, so you must chomp on the bit, swallow some of your English pride The amount of whiskey that she drinks or the size of her stogie should mean very little to you or me, on bad nights we can follow her around, see to it that she finds an easy chair if she finds it necessary to settle down we can treat her like a big fat clown Like a duck with wet feathers allow her belligerence to slide off your back, let her kick her feet up, listen to some music or watch T.
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Sometimes when she hits the sauce, she really likes to rock, just cover your ears, your headache will soon go away, and don't mind the customers because they will soon learn to adjust, it is better to run a business with a staff of henpecked men instead of a team of snarly little girls So if you only have the courage to begin to change your stodgy ways you will see that I am right and things will quickly turn around because who needs the same old, dull, uninspiring, monotonous thing Let a little color into your life, throw away some of that staid old gray, eventually your customers will begin to appreciate it when they come round here for their bitter, their pint or their nightly ginger beer Rome wasn't made in a day we know, but let some of it begin to creep into your life And you know that it will be good for security, the next time someone gets out of hand, you can call the boss, it will be like rock'em, sock'em robots The bad boys will learn their lesson and you will never hear a peep out of them again So c'mon now, it is time to make a change, everything will be for good fun, when was the last time that you had a serious laugh or had extra money just to fool around.