Everyone lives by their basic philosophy of life.
Children have their own innocent yet wacky view of reality.
Here are some of the things we believed when we were kids, so I assume many still do.
Hey, maybe we were right!
Children have their own innocent yet wacky view of reality.
Here are some of the things we believed when we were kids, so I assume many still do.
Hey, maybe we were right!
- Santa Claus knows more than mom or God
- If someone "triple dog dares you", then you have to do it, it's in the Constitution
- When you get to heaven (a) everyone wears white (b) you get to live with all your pets again (c) God speaks English (so does everyone there)
- When you're grown up, everything is free
- Everything will be OK when I'm: pick an age: 16, 18, 21...
- If my parents keep punishing me I'll run away and (a) join the circus (b) become a pirate (c) go to the North Pole and work for Santa
- Women can only get pregnant if they're married, and 30 is too old
- If you dig deep enough, you'll hit China
- If something falls on the floor, if you pick it up quick enough there won't be any germs on it yet
- There's a real "Boogey Man" and he can't be killed.
He can also change his size and shape. - We are the only country that has iPods, SpongeBob Squarepants, and McDonalds.
- It's a United Nations law that no two countries can speak the same language - that's so you can tell where they come from when they talk.
New countries have to make up new languages. - When you move to another country, it takes two or three days to learn the new language.
- If you get frozen before you die, you can be thawed out again later and you'll be OK - when I grow up I'll put a people freezer in the basement so we can escape any wars that come.
- The President is always the smartest man in America.