Picture the average man: he is approaching middle age, drives a nice car, lives in a nice home with his lovely wife.
While he knows he is no porn star, he is sure that he is at least "okay" in the sack until his wife brings home a book that will teach him how to last longer during intercourse.
He laughs it off at first, but then the book seems to be everywhere that he looks, as if his wife, in her desperation to get him to read it has been strategically placing it time after time after time.
It is sitting at the breakfast table on top of the folded morning paper.
It is on his suit in the morning.
It is on his pajamas at night.
It has even been propped to the steering wheel of his car and placed near the toilet.
Any day now he expects to find the book on tape version of this cursed book playing from his car radio and he would not be surprised at all to find his wife whispering the chapters into his ear while he slept, hoping, it would seem to teach him how to last longer during intercourse via subliminal messages directly to his sleeping brain.
Remember guys: not every wife will be this patient, this understanding or this restrained.
Truth be told, Mr.
Average is lucky she didn't just bash him with the book and run off to find someone who already knows how to please her.
It's a sad state of affairs, but can be fairly common.
After all, many men have premature ejaculation and while they think they are the only ones affected by it, their partner is often suffering in silence or near silence as well.
Why Those Topical Creams Can Be A Really Bad Idea Okay, so every man who has ever read a man's magazine (the ads are in women's magazines too, by the way) is aware of the products that is rubbed directly onto your erection, numbing it and presumably allowing you to last longer than you typically do during intercourse.
The problem of course is that not only does the cream make you last longer; it numbs you so that you don't really feel anything at all.
Unless you are only methodically going at it for procreation only, you actually want to feel it: sex feels good, after all, or at least, it is supposed to.
However, those creams are taking away the sensation and not really teaching you anything about how to last longer during intercourse at all.
In addition, what is the numbing ingredient to those creams? How would you like to be rushed to the hospital after an allergic reaction or a bad reaction to your medications? Worse, how would you like to have to take your wife to the emergency room for the same problem? After all, anything on you will touch her as well.
While he knows he is no porn star, he is sure that he is at least "okay" in the sack until his wife brings home a book that will teach him how to last longer during intercourse.
He laughs it off at first, but then the book seems to be everywhere that he looks, as if his wife, in her desperation to get him to read it has been strategically placing it time after time after time.
It is sitting at the breakfast table on top of the folded morning paper.
It is on his suit in the morning.
It is on his pajamas at night.
It has even been propped to the steering wheel of his car and placed near the toilet.
Any day now he expects to find the book on tape version of this cursed book playing from his car radio and he would not be surprised at all to find his wife whispering the chapters into his ear while he slept, hoping, it would seem to teach him how to last longer during intercourse via subliminal messages directly to his sleeping brain.
Remember guys: not every wife will be this patient, this understanding or this restrained.
Truth be told, Mr.
Average is lucky she didn't just bash him with the book and run off to find someone who already knows how to please her.
It's a sad state of affairs, but can be fairly common.
After all, many men have premature ejaculation and while they think they are the only ones affected by it, their partner is often suffering in silence or near silence as well.
Why Those Topical Creams Can Be A Really Bad Idea Okay, so every man who has ever read a man's magazine (the ads are in women's magazines too, by the way) is aware of the products that is rubbed directly onto your erection, numbing it and presumably allowing you to last longer than you typically do during intercourse.
The problem of course is that not only does the cream make you last longer; it numbs you so that you don't really feel anything at all.
Unless you are only methodically going at it for procreation only, you actually want to feel it: sex feels good, after all, or at least, it is supposed to.
However, those creams are taking away the sensation and not really teaching you anything about how to last longer during intercourse at all.
In addition, what is the numbing ingredient to those creams? How would you like to be rushed to the hospital after an allergic reaction or a bad reaction to your medications? Worse, how would you like to have to take your wife to the emergency room for the same problem? After all, anything on you will touch her as well.